No cookie for me
I have a confession to make.
I'm taunting the subway guy. Yes, I know, it's so very bad of me, but it's just so much fun at the same time. Kind of like putting sunglasses on a dog, funny, but the dog hates it.
How am I taunting him?
Simply by entering the store with friends and not buying a fucking thing. The guy’s face seems to light up when I walk in, I'm not sure if this is because he likes me or because he just totally loves being a sandwich artist and every time the door opens it's like christmas for him. Either way, when my friend walks up to the counter to place an order he always stands back and lets another sandwich artist serve them, it's at this point when I walk up to the counter and the taunting begins.
He asks "How may I help you?" with a smile, I casually tell him "I'm with them" and he then looks devested, like I'd just told him that I had an orgy with his best friend and brother on our wedding day. My mother thinks this is highly amusing (I get the evil taunting thing from her) and has been ordering large amounts of subway just to see me crush the poor guy’s enthusiasm.
One of these days, I'm going to surprise him and order something, like a cookie, just to give him a thrill.
Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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There are currently 10 of the Little Red Monkeys minions present and 4,320,589 have done his evil biddings since July 18th 2002. Over 772,450 menacing spam comments have been caught and swiftly decapitated to punish them for their villainous ways. His ranting appeared on your screen at a rate of 1.250 seconds.
July 10th, 2004 - 02:18
Very funny yet so evil. Kitta you should be a con artist.
July 10th, 2004 - 07:03
How funny! =)
Work it!
July 10th, 2004 - 07:13
When you do order make it a 12″ spicey Italian.. you evil thang…
July 10th, 2004 - 07:53
lol I can’t believe somebody else said that. we had a running joke going on about asking for a foot long italian. another thing was to ask about the meatball sub and how hot are the balls.
July 10th, 2004 - 10:02
baaad girl!
July 10th, 2004 - 10:41
haha, Kitta
Your a tease! just ask him if you can see his footlong 
that would do it!
July 10th, 2004 - 13:49
‘Sweetheart, you’re so cruel’ – U2
July 10th, 2004 - 16:01
Now I know how the monkey manifested… Dark indeed.
And NOW I know who you remind me of Kitta, well in your new webcam pic at least.
That poor, POOR guy…
July 10th, 2004 - 16:14
MY MY,DON’T WE THINK WE ARE SO SPECIAL!!! DON’T WE THINK THE EARTH AND SUN START WITH YOU AND END WITH YOU. YOU THINK YOUR SH*T DON’T STINK! YOU REALLY THINK THIS “Simply by entering the store with friends and not buying a fucking thing. The guy’s face seems to light up when I walk in, I’m not sure if this is because he likes me or because he just totally loves being a sandwich artist and every time the door opens it’s like Christmas for him. Either way, when my friend walks up to the counter to place an order he always stands back and lets another sandwich artist serve them, it’s at this point when I walk up to the counter and the taunting begins.
He asks “How may I help you?” with a smile, I casually tell him “I’m with them” and he then looks devested, like I’d just told him that I had an orgy with his best friend and brother on our wedding day. My mother thinks this is highly amusing (I get the evil taunting thing from her) and has been ordering large amounts of subway just to see me crush the poor guy’s enthusiasm.
One of these days, I’m going to surprise him and order something, like a cookie, just to give him a thrill. ”
HONEY YOU NOT ALL THAT SPECIAL AS YOU THINK TAKING ALL THOSE PICTURES LIKE YOU DO , SOME DAY SOME YOU END UP IN TROUBLE!! YOU NOT ALL THAT GREAT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE OR SPECIAL!!!!
July 10th, 2004 - 16:19
You’re mean. At least give the guy a chance to have you shoot him down, I mean, if I were a girl, I think that would be equally as fun. Plus us guys kind of get used to being rejected by hot girls.
July 10th, 2004 - 16:34
hello! ;D this layout is cute and spiffy!
great work! 
anyways, just dropping by.. have a nice day! 
July 10th, 2004 - 17:14
Actually USER678, I don’t think that the earth and sun start with me, I’m human, not a planet. I was simply blogging about something funny that happened to me. I don’t think I’m that great or special, I think I’m just normal girl and if you took the time to look around my site you’d realise that (well, that’s if you’re open to accepting the truth, you might just be a troll who likes to label others and use fake username).
Sorry to burst your assumption bubble you all seem to have going the cuban lounge
July 10th, 2004 - 17:22
I don’t get your blog, what’s so mean about ordering nothing? I’ve done it a lot of times and i don’t feel guilty about it! lol.
I can even remember an instance when my friends and I bought Burger King take-out but we ate them at a nearby McDonald’s. Now that IS mean.
July 10th, 2004 - 17:51
Roanne, it’s not mean at all, I was just trying to tell you all how cute it is that he lights up when I come in. I’ve seen other people enter with friends and not order anything, so I’m not the only one ruining the sandwich artist’s dreams of making the perfect sandy. It was my friends who pointed out that he perks up when I come in and how he reacts when I don’t order anything, and the reason I don’t order anything is because I can’t eat anything there, I’m lactose intolerant.
July 10th, 2004 - 18:10
Oh ok… i guess I missed the point there? but amusing story nonetheless.
July 10th, 2004 - 19:29
First of all, there is something inherently dodgy about anyone who works at Subway (you may call them ‘sandwich artists’, but my cousin was one, and at the time they were officially called ‘sandwich jocks’). All but one of them that work at my local Subbie store look and act like they are from the local retard institute (nothin wring with that) except for one… who when he is working alone and no one is in the store stands at the counter squealing like a banshee. It’s really hilarious, my sister and I have been known to stand just off to the side of the store so we can hear him before rolling on the ground with laughter!
July 10th, 2004 - 19:30
Second of all, that pic on the entry is colour… what the heel is that grey coloured mush under what I assume is ham? I think it’s lettuce, but i’ve nevr seen leetuce that colour before!
July 10th, 2004 - 20:33
USER678… You have some issues… Regarding attention possibly… Who knows…
I read the cuban lounge thread and, **Yeah, I had a look at them. I think it’s probably the most narcissistic site I’ve ever come across. “Hello it’s me. I’m gorgeous. Oh yes, I’m lovely, I am.”**
So what if she loves herself? It’s one thing I like about kitta actually… Kitta’s “vanity” makes me comfortable with my own lol!!
She’s real… I guess she likes “revelling” in the fact that she’s “THAT girl that comes in but NEVER orders anything” Can I just ask… WHAT GIRL DOESN’T? Anyway, she’s doing far less damage than if she WERE to shoot the guy down… For now he’s just having his days brightened up a little… Nought wrong wit dat! lol…
Let’s all get off our high horses shall? Kitta’s drop dead and third day resurrection gorgeous and I don’t know for sure but maybe, if held at the right angle, some amount of sun MAY INDEED shine out of her… Well, y’know… So in short USER678, STUFF your resenment “sunshine” and NAFF OFF!!
Hmph! Waltzin’ in here being all holier than thou… Taff almighty! Get over YOUR-SELF more like…
If I had a dander, it would be right UP you Miserable BAR-STEWARD!!
Okay, okay I’ve calmed down now… I think it’s the pressure of my impending 1000th post looming over my head.
…and to think I actually smoked a £8 cuban cigar last night.
July 10th, 2004 - 21:01
Your are EVIL, kitta lol
I know it feels impowering, puts a spring in your step…It like when stuff like that happens and you say, “Ouch, I still got it!” lol
Its cute, but EVIL! Its such a pain and a burden being attractive *brush hair* aahhh but someone has to be beautiful…You non good looking ppl have it so easy… lol
July 10th, 2004 - 21:06
BTW, I just saw the movie “Super Size Me” and I thought you was talking about…Okay I just saw the pic and thought about it…anyone seen it?
July 10th, 2004 - 21:48
Kitta, this is one helluva funny web site! I’ll be visiting regularly. God knows what the stuff about narcissistic or vanity is about – some people have real problems. But not you!
July 10th, 2004 - 22:10
At least you’re not asking :
How much would that be with that and that ?
And then, when he tells you, say :
Oh. No thanks.
July 11th, 2004 - 01:05
how evil! lol. spare the poor guy!
July 11th, 2004 - 04:19
Heh heh, you’re so evil. Though, I do feel awefully sorry for the guy.
July 11th, 2004 - 05:20
u should do that martin says… ask for 3 or 4 things and then… say ok no thanks
thats better, E V I L, but better
July 11th, 2004 - 08:55
How could you? Personally when a guy flirts with me and doesn’t mean it, i get disappointed. Be nice, and do what’s right, even if that means never buying a sandwich from subway.
July 11th, 2004 - 08:56
wouldn’t it be hilarious, however, if that very guy came on this website and you never knew it?
July 11th, 2004 - 10:25
I think that sandy has roast beef and that’s why it’s gray. I used to go to the sandwhich shop in our building with my buddy paul on lunch break and I brought my lunch so I wouldn’t order anything. The seemed to get upset after awhile. “and you my friend? nothing again today? perhaps you are on a diet hmm?” Have you noticed that every “subbie” has a sign that says we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. can’t I just refuse service?
July 11th, 2004 - 10:30
How could you !?!?
You’re ban for life ! Dont even dare coming back in a subway!
July 11th, 2004 - 15:18
I’d have to concur and tell you how eeeevil you’re being. I’m willing to be you’ve never been the person behind the counter who falls for the goddess/god that regularly comes walking thru the door. Just order something already
July 11th, 2004 - 18:32
Now you see Kitta? See the storms you brew? lol…
Splendid…
There’s dangling carrots in front of donkeys, and then there’s what you do… And well, it’s pretty much the same thing… ‘cept with people and um you, though you’re not a carrot.
lol… Kitta, The Subway Sensation…
July 11th, 2004 - 18:35
I’d like to point out that I’m not really doing it to just to taunt the subway guy, as I said before, I can’t eat anything there, so that is why I never order. If he likes me he should say something, I am still standing in front of the counter while my friend is being served. It’s not like I’m turning my back to him and refusing to talk to him.
JJ and Ella, I aged the photo a bit, so that is why the ham, and the whole image, looks odd. Mmm, old ham.
Karan, I have been the person who likes someone and they don’t notice.
Subway guy, your IP shows you’re from Toronto.
Ggb, I never say “Ouch, I still got it”, I don’t think I have anything. I wasn’t even aware of the subway guy’s enthusiasm until a friend pointed it out to me. Not because I’m up myself, but because I’m off in my own little world thinking about code or beads.
Bekah, I am being nice, I have a right to refuse service if I don’t want to be served and I don’t feel like standing outside in the rain waiting while my friend orders.
July 11th, 2004 - 18:43
Good lord, all this over Subway? I can’t imagine what would happen if you said something terribly contraversial, like, oooh, Starbucks is crap, or worse, BK is owned by Space Monkeys who like to mash humans and serve them up with olives. Let’s get some perspective people…… And yes, the above is irony.
July 12th, 2004 - 03:26
Of course I’m not your subway guy, I was teasing. :X
Btw I’m from Québec city, not Toronto.
July 12th, 2004 - 03:27
*S* I now see where that evil little monkey gets it from …
Like mother ->
Like daughter ->
Like red little monkey ->
Like the little monkey princess that is going to break his heart *g*
July 12th, 2004 - 03:56
Ohhh I now red all the other comments… most of them suportive even though it seems like a HOT topic *s*
USER678 is the only one taking real ofence and also thinking he/she is better than you. So a camsite/personalsite IS narcisitic after all it’s made to reflect the life of the creator, if a visitor misses that point he/she should surf something else after all the net is a huge space and you read what you like, need, find interesting or amusing.
July 12th, 2004 - 08:49
Wow. What’s all the fuss about? Personally I don’t see anything wrong in what Kitta has done. She hasn’t led the poor guy on in any shape or form. Who here hasn’t revelled in attention from others of the opposite sex?
Go, Kitta. Enjoy yourself.
July 12th, 2004 - 13:12
Booo#@!~~ Never the less!! You’ll fail at stopping the little red monkey, Kitta! We’re working together, both to dominate the world and make YOU our slave girl *grins demonically* >)
July 12th, 2004 - 16:24
http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0708/p11s01-wmgn.html Gives new meaning to “pop-up ads”
July 12th, 2004 - 17:00
Hey lay off the sandwich artists!! My fiancee used to work at the Subway in Scarbs. I’d hang out there when she’d work Friday and Saturday nights: you would not believe the types of fuckwits who’d come in drunk off their tits…
(uhh, not that you’re a fuckwit, Kitta
).
July 12th, 2004 - 18:42
my ex-gf used to work at subway! free eats! lol its so sad lol *sigh* T.T
July 12th, 2004 - 20:47
Hmm …
July 12th, 2004 - 22:08
I think water might be an appropriate maiden orderage. If he supplys this with this good cheer then he truly is either a happy go lucky Subway fellow and or warm for your form. If the request for health-giving H2O produces little more than a grimace then you know he’s just another one fo those damn Capitalist Sandwich Jockeys ( or CSJ as they’re more commonly known).
A footnote to all this: The link to the forum post over at The Cuban Lounge was reather disturbing. Luna, who uses a girlie anime avatar expressed a desire to rip your face off. Where does all the anger come from people?? WHERE???
July 12th, 2004 - 22:30
“Warm for your form” That’s classic, I’ve never heard that one before.
Yes, the posts in that forum are quite odd, I was going to contact the forum admins about it, but it turns out the people posting in that thread are the admins. So clearly they are a bunch of very immature people who like to make idle threats, harass, make false statements, and assumptions about people they do not know.
There is nothing I can do to make them see how immature they are being at this point in time; hopefully they’ll grow up one day.
July 13th, 2004 - 02:27
Release the hounds on them.
Though from your latest post it would seem this exercise would be futile.
July 14th, 2004 - 07:56
” I can’t eat anything there, so that is why I never order ”
Ah. Beg Pardon, that’s what I get for not reading closer…
“Karan, I have been the person who likes someone and they don’t notice.”
*sigh* haven’t we all? I was just kidding anyway =p
July 14th, 2004 - 07:57
p.s. your comment posting mechanism seems to get rid of ~ (tilde) in the urls… unusual…
July 14th, 2004 - 10:10
Kitta, hilarious post!
Girl, if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
You’re only young once!
-Luna (definitely not from the cuban lounge)
July 16th, 2004 - 01:40
I posted the following in the Cuban Lounge thread and thought I’d post it here before it’s deleted. I know you are well able to defend yourself if deemed necessary, Kitta, but I just hate this kind of crap and had to say something.
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I’m new here — came in from kitta.net. As an occasional reader of Kitta’s blog, I’m curious why you’re directing such anger at Kitta for posting some “glamour shots” on her site. Certainly you’ve seen other personal photo galleries online. Is it the posting of a photo gallery in general that bothers you, or the fact that she looks good in hers? At this point I’ll refrain from cheap shots about jealousy stemming from your own appearance.
Lunah, what’s up with this?: “i want to tear that girls face off so she can’t model again”
Is this kind of violent blathering common here? A young woman has her own Web site and blog (which are very well-designed, btw) and chooses to post photos of her fine-looking self, and for this she gets apparent threats of violence? Makes perfect sense. So are you against all vanity, or just on personal Web sites? I suppose you never look at photos of models or watch movies with people that may hold their own appearance in high regard, or who are at least secure enough to admit their own attractiveness. That not one regular here has questioned the abusive language and bashing-for-the-sake-of-bashing in this thread speaks volumes about the participants on this board.
I’ll enjoy seeing if my post gets deleted, and if so, how long it takes for that to happen.
July 16th, 2004 - 02:49
Posts are never deleted from the cuban lounge. I’m not entirely sure that user 678 is from the site. It may be an exercise in trolling. We have had some problems with trolls making unpleasant posts and linking it to the lounge or using it to supposedly ‘advertise’ the lounge.
Best wishes
Dr. Angel
July 16th, 2004 - 20:04
Hey, when you’re gorgeous who cares what the spiteful little kiddies on thecubanlounge think. They’re just jealous coz they’re not like us beyootifull people. I love being gorgeous, I think we give ugly people something to look up to. I bet all those on thecubanlounge are sweaty ugly mingers with moustaches that would put their dads to shame. Bunch of fugly whiners.
Man, I lurve being gorge.
Here’s looking at you, kiddo.
*mwah*
July 16th, 2004 - 20:37
hey it took many years of toil and hard work to get this ugly! do not debase my life quest.
It is clear that both User678 and rocSoc kid are one and the same and yet again attempting to incite cross-site hate. This is not unusual as we are currently experiencing one particularly vacuous and moribund troll by the name of heavenly creature who I think is most likely to be responsible for this.
Regards
Dr. Angel
July 16th, 2004 - 21:54
Actually Angel, they are not one in the same, their IP’s are different. Even if it was a troll was creating hate, it doesn’t change the fact that people at the cuban lounge (two are admins by the way) posted rude, threatening and un-true comments about me just for laughs, which goes against their terms of service.
I’m closing the comments, because this is starting to get lame and I have a feeling that you guys are really just doing this for hits.