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Super cool new toy

Posted on Saturday, 17th April 2004 at 7:31pm

For those of you that don’t know, I’m currently making a ton of jewellery to sell at parties, fete’s and craft shows later this year. I’m about half way there amount wise, but the question of what to present the jewellery on was bought up a few weeks back. Friends suggested I buy a simple pin board, but where’s the fun in that? So today, I went out and bought supplies to make my own boards. Wood, material, padding, pins a staple gun (which is my super cool new toy) was purchased.

The building of the board was pretty easy. Saw the wood in half, and then staple the padding and material on. Place pins on and drum roll please…

I now have a fancy board to present my jewellery on.

I think my favourite part of it all was the warning list that came with the staple gun:

Only well instructed adults should operate this tool (Sorry Tay, you can’t play with it).
Do not operate tool when under the influence of alcohol, drugs or medication (I.e. Hide tool for most of my friends when they come over).
Do not use when tired or in a hurry (Aww, I so wanted to do some 3am stapling).
Never point tool at anyone (Even that dude that pisses me off?).
Never let any little red monkeys near this tool, ever! Serious damage and hurt could be caused (Ok, so it didn’t say that, but I think it should have).

I was totally planning to do ALL of the above and now my fun is ruined, ruined I tell you!

25 Responses to “Super cool new toy”

~GreyArea~ Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 7:55pm
Cute toes
Lyra Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 8:02pm
Hehe I want to play with it!! I wouldn’t obstruct any of those warnings.. I don’t think..
Mel Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 8:05pm
Your sense of humour really amuses me!
Snyke Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 8:32pm
Sh*t… I just realised that all of those warnings apply to my current state
Bec Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 8:37pm
Wow,
You are so talanted hun….that jewellery is awesome!
Bob Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 8:39pm
Its your own fault for reading the WARNING. You know better than that! In fact I just now read your warning under the “Leave a Comment” section. hehe
stu Says:
April 17th, 2004 at 9:27pm
fuck the board, lemme suck on your toes lol
Pugs Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 12:18am
My dad has one of the high pressure staple guns that need the air compressor and what not. We got bored one day and used it to shoot cans my god that was fun.
Madura Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 12:47am
pretty jewelry, sorry, no where else to write this, but did neone tell u that u look like lauren from alias minus the blonde hair…luv the monkey
Kitta Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 2:08am
Madura, do you mean Melissa George? Hmm, I guess. I remember when she was on home and away, wow, that was ages ago. I’m pretty sure she’s a perthian too.

Pugs, we had one of them in high school. We’d get some wood and do some target practise. The teacher never really cared, “just don’t get hurt” he’d say.

Stu, leave my toes alone. :p

I’m hoping to sell enough jewellery so I can buy a better digital camera; I want to start selling my jewellery online you see. The camera I have now is horrible at focusing.
Malach Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 3:13am
Can you just shoot it off at things? Some have a lock that only goes off when you press the gun against stuff but you can just pull it back and let er rip but then some you can just fire off without any kind of safety involved. I’ve never actually fired one though. Only get to use one when I’m working with my dad and he’d yell at me if I fired it randomly just to play with it. Roofing sucks. Stapling and nailing hot sticky shingles to a roof frigging sucks. The mexicans are awesome at it though. Seriously, they stay up on that roof like it ain’t no thang. It’s hot as fuck up there.
Christian Machmeier Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 5:42am
Hy Nikita!

1. Very nice jewellery, indeed.
2. Ignore the WARNING sheet. It’s written by someone who doesn’t know how to have fun with a staple gun. Use it to defend your home for example.

Have fun!
Ella Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 12:52pm
Too many warnings spoil the fun! I agree with the use of staple (or nail) guns at school though. We weren’t warned against injury though, we tended not to get through a woodwork/metalwork/plastics lesson without at least one injury! Kickass jewellery, I’ll come and steal some during the night
Play Safe!
Ella
Kitta Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 3:19pm
Malach, I’m pretty sure it’s one that will fire without pressure. It says it can accidentally fire when turning it on or off and to always use the safety switch when you put it down. I’m trying really hard to resist finding some old wood today and doing some target practice. I must save the staples to make some more boards.

Ella, dude you really do have to come over so I can teach you how to make some jewellery. Then you won’t have to steal mine during the night.
stu Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 8:18pm
i would consider purchasing some jewllery for your site if it would help your digi camera fund
JErm Says:
April 18th, 2004 at 10:40pm
How bout some close-up shots of your power toy?!
Geoffrey Says:
April 19th, 2004 at 12:43am
Those things got me grounded as a child…..
Dan M Says:
April 19th, 2004 at 3:27am
Hi there you better keep that gun or tool away from your brother he might staple the dog or others ha ha ha. I Had something like that, but it said ” never point the guy at eyes and pull trigger” no shit right!! that is as bad as with frez food as” take pan out of box and put it in oven”daaaaaaa reallly?? the other one is the same as you have ” don’t drink and staple” you might staple you hand to the table, then you couldn’t pick you drink up after that. Hay, that a good way to stop over drinking right? hahaha good job on your board looks nice kitta.

your friend
Dan M Salem, Ma USA
Jen Says:
April 19th, 2004 at 2:01pm
awww hun, ur site screams cuteness I love it!!
Kase Says:
April 20th, 2004 at 4:32pm
You should sell some of your jewllery on your site, because I’m always looking to purchase new pieces!!
Would you consider it?
ggb Says:
April 20th, 2004 at 4:51pm
half-life 2 alert lol check it out! I know you wanna play this game, kitta!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006I02Z/

This item will be released on December 31, 1969.
Kitta Says:
April 20th, 2004 at 5:25pm
Kase, I plan to sell my jewellery on this my site sometime later this year. As I have said before, I need to get a better digital camera to take pictures of it first.

Hehe, they probably set it at that date because they have nfi when it’s coming out. Still funny though.
Tay Says:
April 21st, 2004 at 12:37am
Okay okay so you wont let me play with your staple gun, but how about a paintball fight? or maybe a late night pillow fight :X

nice work on the jewelry (oops i mean jewellery) board…. have you thought about doing ebay?

Also, do you make a decent amt with the xaxax.com ad? money=yum
Kitta Says:
April 21st, 2004 at 2:26am
Paintball fight? Your on, I’d so kick your ass Mr Mcknight. Pillow fight? Ok, but I’d still kick your ass. I am lethal with a pillow. I have thought about eBay, but their listing prices bug me. I prefer just to buy on eBay. I make no money from that ad, I’m plugging it for my host (and friend) Rich.
Malach Says:
April 21st, 2004 at 10:27am
I want in on the pillow fight! I have been known to vanquish three or four small children all at once with a pillow! Seriously I own. I think it has something to do with using a small pillow like nunchucks combined with my nunchuck skills.

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