Comments on: Two cops and me in a towel http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/ Don't feed or spank the monkey Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:31:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Bekah http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1446 Bekah Mon, 03 May 2004 23:52:35 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1446 That is actually pretty funnnnnyyyyyyy hahahashahahahahahah ahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah ahahaha hahahahah (breath, breath) hahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah ahahahahahqhaha hahahahahahahahahahha haahhahha hahahahahahahahaha That is actually pretty funnnnnyyyyyyy hahahashahahahahahah ahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah ahahaha hahahahah (breath, breath) hahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah ahahahahahqhaha hahahahahahahahahahha haahhahha hahahahahahahahaha

]]> By: lucyrose http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1297 lucyrose Fri, 16 Apr 2004 22:39:39 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1297 Laughed out loud at this - reminded me of my experience. I had just showered and dressed and was wearing one of those silly wonderbra push up thingies. It was misbehaving so I went to the mirror in the bedroom to adjust it and, after several minutes of pushing bits in and tugging at straps, I looked up at myself in the mirror and locked eyes with the guy from the telephone company up a pole outside the bedroom window! I have NEVER left a room so fast in my life!!! :S Still cringe at that memory - my brother was really supportive (laughed for hours and told all of his friends - cheers Stevie) Anyway, love your site! Laughed out loud at this – reminded me of my experience. I had just showered and dressed and was wearing one of those silly wonderbra push up thingies. It was misbehaving so I went to the mirror in the bedroom to adjust it and, after several minutes of pushing bits in and tugging at straps, I looked up at myself in the mirror and locked eyes with the guy from the telephone company up a pole outside the bedroom window! I have NEVER left a room so fast in my life!!! :S

Still cringe at that memory – my brother was really supportive (laughed for hours and told all of his friends – cheers Stevie)

Anyway, love your site!

]]> By: cyberhill http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1276 cyberhill Fri, 16 Apr 2004 05:58:08 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1276 Ah that made my day =] Ah that made my day =]

]]> By: Matli! http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1174 Matli! Mon, 05 Apr 2004 16:41:36 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1174 Not to miss the whole spirit and zannyness of the story but I am still trying to find that one detail that puts the da-gone story together for me...I am a visual learner so please forgive me. I do understand what he needed the keys for but... You say you saw him jump the fence. If he had to jump the fence to get to the front or the back door of the house, what good would that jumping of the fence be if he didn't in turn have the key to the bloody house? My only guess to this whole equation is that the back door was unlocked and he was jumping the backyard fence to get to that back door. That only leaves quandry of why the cops had to jump the fence to leave. Love the story my mind just want to put the pieces of the puzzle together. Again please forgive my slow learning curve...and my un normalness. Signed, Lost in the states. ;) Not to miss the whole spirit and zannyness of the story but I am still trying to find that one detail that puts the da-gone story together for me…I am a visual learner so please forgive me.

I do understand what he needed the keys for but…

You say you saw him jump the fence. If he had to jump the fence to get to the front or the back door of the house, what good would that jumping of the fence be if he didn’t in turn have the key to the bloody house?

My only guess to this whole equation is that the back door was unlocked and he was jumping the backyard fence to get to that back door.

That only leaves quandry of why the cops had to jump the fence to leave.

Love the story my mind just want to put the pieces of the puzzle together.

Again please forgive my slow learning curve…and my un normalness.

Signed,

Lost in the states. ;)

]]> By: Kitta http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1165 Kitta Mon, 05 Apr 2004 06:55:16 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1165 No, you're not right James. Your comment was so funny mate, I had to tell my brother and he thinks you're looking into a bit too much. When I was writing it, or even when I'm telling it, it's a funny story to tell and always makes people laugh. It’s not sexual. I've told this story to my grandparent’s years ago; do you think I'd tell a sexual fantasy that didn't happen to my grandparents? I think you're the one with sex on the mind and you’re twisting the story around. Or you’re just trying to stir things up. Anthony, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I quite enjoyed writing the retro entry. Chuckg, good to hear you play some Zeppelin on the loo. You should start writing some songs. Call the album “Songs from the loo”. Matt, no, you did not just say that! I hate those shows, and yes, I too was surprised about their response time. They must have been in the area. My friend was broken into a few weeks back and they took 45 minutes to get to her. :( Jake, we had a TV ad here a while back where a kid gave his grandma some candy and she started to rap after eating it, and then flashed him. Quite funny, reminded me of what happened to you. :) Ggb, I was singing ‘throw your arms around me’ by the hunters and collectors. I always sing it in the shower. I sing it everywhere, it’s my favourite song. You can find more information on them in the ‘lists’ section under ‘music recommendations’. Sorge, I never thought about that. No, you’re not right James. Your comment was so funny mate, I had to tell my brother and he thinks you’re looking into a bit too much. When I was writing it, or even when I’m telling it, it’s a funny story to tell and always makes people laugh. It’s not sexual. I’ve told this story to my grandparent’s years ago; do you think I’d tell a sexual fantasy that didn’t happen to my grandparents? I think you’re the one with sex on the mind and you’re twisting the story around. Or you’re just trying to stir things up.

Anthony, I’m glad you enjoyed it. I quite enjoyed writing the retro entry.

Chuckg, good to hear you play some Zeppelin on the loo. You should start writing some songs. Call the album “Songs from the loo”.

Matt, no, you did not just say that! I hate those shows, and yes, I too was surprised about their response time. They must have been in the area. My friend was broken into a few weeks back and they took 45 minutes to get to her. :(

Jake, we had a TV ad here a while back where a kid gave his grandma some candy and she started to rap after eating it, and then flashed him. Quite funny, reminded me of what happened to you. :)

Ggb, I was singing ‘throw your arms around me’ by the hunters and collectors. I always sing it in the shower. I sing it everywhere, it’s my favourite song. You can find more information on them in the ‘lists’ section under ‘music recommendations’.

Sorge, I never thought about that.

]]> By: james http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1164 james Sun, 04 Apr 2004 20:59:56 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1164 Nice story...but the point that everyone has failed to grasp is that it didn't happen. Yes I know you say it did...and the basis of the story may well be based on the fact that Police officers called...but I bet you were in the kitchen or they never disturbed you in the shower....you naked save for a towel discoverd by uniformed men is simply a sexual fantasy fuelled by your own ego....the fact that so many people then say things like 'man I wish I was that Police Officer' simply adds further drive to your own sexual desire to beleive that it was true...I am not castigating you ...man we all have fantasies...in fact I think I might be having one with you in it right now ! the story of the towel is simply your own sexual am right arn't I? The fact is that the Police may have come to the house, or may have even entered the house....Your ego is driven by the fact that you knew Nice story…but the point that everyone has failed to grasp is that it didn’t happen. Yes I know you say it did…and the basis of the story may well be based on the fact that Police officers called…but I bet you were in the kitchen or they never disturbed you in the shower….you naked save for a towel discoverd by uniformed men is simply a sexual fantasy fuelled by your own ego….the fact that so many people then say things like ‘man I wish I was that Police Officer’ simply adds further drive to your own sexual desire to beleive that it was true…I am not castigating you …man we all have fantasies…in fact I think I might be having one with you in it right now !

the story of the towel is simply your own sexual am right arn’t I? The fact is that the Police may have come to the house, or may have even entered the house….Your ego is driven by the fact that you knew

]]> By: Mykel http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1163 Mykel Sun, 04 Apr 2004 19:00:25 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1163 lol that's hilarious.. better dont tell ur neighbours its ur brother or else if a real burglar jumps the fence they might think its ur brother.. lol that’s hilarious..
better dont tell ur neighbours its ur brother or else if a real burglar jumps the fence they might think its ur brother..

]]> By: Sorge http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1161 Sorge Sun, 04 Apr 2004 16:34:39 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1161 That, is a fucken classic. Yuo know, the cops have probably repeated their side of the story over and over at the local cop shop, and now when a cop car goes past yuor joint they'll be all like "Hey that's where we copped a perve on the showering sheila, mate that was awesome." Anyway. That, is a fucken classic. Yuo know, the cops have probably repeated their side of the story over and over at the local cop shop, and now when a cop car goes past yuor joint they’ll be all like “Hey that’s where we copped a perve on the showering sheila, mate that was awesome.”

Anyway.

]]> By: ggb http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1160 ggb Sun, 04 Apr 2004 14:33:44 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1160 yay another B&W photo! =] What song was that you were singing in the shower? Throw your arms around me? *sigh* you lead such an eventful life, kitta! =] yay another B&W photo! =]

What song was that you were singing in the shower? Throw your arms around me? *sigh* you lead such an eventful life, kitta! =]

]]> By: Mel http://kitta.net/2004/04/02/two-cops-and-me-in-a-towel/#comment-1159 Mel Sun, 04 Apr 2004 12:08:07 +0000 /?p=124#comment-1159 Something tells me that's not a good story to tell when all the guys already lust after you. Something tells me that’s not a good story to tell when all the guys already lust after you.

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