75 bottles of coke on the wall

I haven't been sleeping very well over the last few nights. I spent about five hours last night staring at the roof and trying to trick myself into going to sleep. Which is hard to do when you know what tricks you're trying to pull on yourself.

1am - "Ok, if you sleep I'll buy you macca's tomorrow, how's that for a deal!"
2am - "So you don't like being bribed with tasty foods hey? Well, then I'd like to remind you that we do have things to do tomorrow!"
3am - "75 bottles of coke on the wall, 75 bottles of coke, if one of those bottles accidentally falls there will be 74 bottles of coke on the wall. 74 bottles of coke on the wall..."
4am - "I'm going to stop talking to you now, I bet that's why we're still up, because I keep bloody talking to you!"
5am - "Go to sleep or I'll turn on the TV and you'll have to watch some religious show!"

Funny enough just after 5am was when I got to sleep, clearly myself doesn't like bible TV.

Bye Dudes

Western Australia is being asked to set their clocks forward 3 hours so we can watch the commonwealth games live with everyone else in Australia. It's not going down to well here and I say leave the bloody time alone!

Could you imagine that? The sun goes down around 7pm and comes up around 6am here, so if we wound the clocks forward by 3 hours the sun would go down at 10pm and come up at 9am. I'm telling you, they're just trying to fuck with Westies minds.

We should just find out how we can break Western Australia away from the rest of Australia and float down to chill with Antarctica. It will be a nice cool change from all this heat and we’ll get to play with snow. Then when the rest of Australia is ready to apologise for treating us wrongly, we might come back, but they'll have to promise to make more concerts tour Western Australia.

Coke + music = love

As I was surfing around some random sites I looked at a coke can on my desk, which was sitting next to the MP3 CD player I received for christmas, and I noticed just how much it looks like a coke can. In fact they seem to make a great couple.

Coke + music = love.

Let this be known as the most random post in kitta.net history.

Bob the little fat fairy

Damn it was hot in Perth today, like "I wish I had a pool" hot, or "my shoes are melting" hot. My family and I ventured out to the shops to get my brother something to wear to a wedding. Now you have to understand that he never goes shopping. I mean never, ever, ever. I am his personal carrier monkey that is always sent out to get him some networking cable, a uni book or anything else he needs. So taking him shopping was hard and I now have a horrible headache that doesn't want to go away.

Maybe if I keep repeating "I wish I had a pool" one will just appear out of no where and a fat little fairy named Bob will tell me it's mine till midnight when it turns into a tree or something else which is non-poolish. ?:/

Anyways, Tay sent me a CD for christmas with some songs on it, and not only are the songs cool, but the CD is extra cool. You may be thinking "so what it's a CD", but it's a 5inch.com CD with eject case thing. I'm like the hip kid with the cool new toy. I might order some more of their CD's in a few months when I save up some money, they're so cool.

That’s funtastic

I made my own font before with the funtastic fontifier.com and used it in the picture above. Hmm. Doesn't really look like my handwriting, but still cool none the less.