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Back again

Posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2004 at 3:10pm



The evil one is sleeping on my lap as I type this, she keeps looking up at me as if to say “Excuse me, I’m trying to sleep here you know. Stop that annoying typing!” .

You’ve probably noticed that Kitta.net was down for a day and a bit, sorry about that, the server it was on didn’t want to play nice (and I just love how it choose to be a complete tosser during bloggie voting, thanks a lot server). So it’s was moved to a nicer one.

Apart from bad mouthing the old server, I’ve been planning an attack of “mum can we get foxtel digital TV”. We already have foxtel, but today I received word that foxtel digital will be coming out soon. I have to plan this attack well, and have a few back up plans just in case the “look at the cool news channels” or eastenders… in digital!” plans don’t work. Wish me luck.

My brother: Oi, it says here that you can ride a horse on a road but not on a freeway.
Me: Yes, that is true.
My brother: I’m so going to get a horse then ride it to uni everyday.
Me: Umm, no.
My brother: That would be so cool, it would piss people off too…
Me: *sighs*

I better stop typing now, the evil one is starting to head butt my hands to get me to stop typing. I am just a pillow to her.






















29 Responses to “Back again”

  1. Malach Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 3:29pm

    I devised a theory over the course of the Kitta less day that this must be the result of a third-party hacker, hired by the Bloggie Competitors to sabotage Kitta. As no man could ever sabotage Kitta its obviously a woman’s work. That’s our first clue. Someone must solve this mystery! Monkey…I’m looking at you.

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  2. Kitta Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 3:38pm
    Haha, you really missed my site didn’t you?

    No, there was no hacking. Just a really crappy server to blame.

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  3. Pugsley Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 4:43pm

    Your Brother sounnds a lot like Tony.

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  4. Ella Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 6:05pm

    Ella Says: Although it is true, one could ride a horse to uni, it’s kinda hard to put a parking ticket under the window of a horse. Also.. you know how you need to clean up after dogs… imagine the size of the bag you’d need for that ;)
    Although I can’t deny that I have in fact ridden a horse to school (well, when i went to school) on a pet day! very fun :)

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  5. matt Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 7:36pm

    EASTENDERS?
    oh dear……

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  6. Psi Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 8:36pm

    Nice to see that you are back :)

    Good to hear there was no hacking involved.

    I really do not think Eastenders in digital is much of an argument to get digital TV … its not really much of an argument to get TV at all.

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  7. Sorge Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 8:38pm

    I’d only get cable for Channel V and Animal Planet, soooo many of the channels on cable are repeats of 10 year old shows. Not worth it at all.

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  8. Keddy Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 9:43pm

    He does seem like a little Tony? hummmm?

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  9. kate Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 10:23pm

    mind u, if hes going to murdoch uni at least theres a paddock in which to park the horse.

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  10. Dani Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 11:09pm

    Omg, I didn’t know there is going to be a foxtel digital, definitely upgrading there, haha. What’s the difference anyway. =/

    Your brother is so cute, lmao.

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  11. Becki Says:

    January 22nd, 2004 at 11:29pm

    Hey hun,
    Awww your cat is so cute :D
    Awesome, I def have to get foxtel digital. I have optus atm, but I am changing back to foxtel because optus suck mega dick.
    Bec
    xoxo

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  12. John Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 12:04am

    Eastenders?/Neighbours? Neighbours??Eastenders? Eastenders?/Neighbours? no contest ;-)

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  13. Luke Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 1:01am

    After a detailed investigation by Agent Mulder and I, it has emerged that:

    1. Scully is no longer on speaking terms with Mulder…
    2. I somehow got recruited by the FBI and now work with Spooky Mulder on cases of the Paranormal
    3. That faecal pellets, intimate bodily secretions and banana peels of a primate (monkey-ish) origin had clogged up the kitta.net server and caused it to malfunction.

    Mulder and I are hot on the heels of this cheeky monkey Inet-server-rapist, and suspect it to be a monkey rival of the little red monkey from ages past.

    Further research has revealed that John O’Connor knows the identity of this rival-monkey…its is, apparently, the Monkeynator, sent back through time to intercept and destroy the little red monkey before it wins the Bloggies and achieves world-wide fame and domination.

    PS: Monkeynator and associated trademarks are copyright of Luke, to be used in a future film script that shall be stuck in development hell and never be released….

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  14. JJ Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 1:14am

    Welcome back. I suspected that some little red monkey was up to no good. you might enjoy this guys car not as cool as riding a horse to university though http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/

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  15. stu Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 1:31am

    o my god, so you guys get eastenders in auzzey hu, so at what stage is the storey line ?

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  16. Malach Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 1:31am

    Oh my god that is so awesome! Best car, well not ever, but its a very good car. Thats just brilliant.

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  17. Dan Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 3:16am

    did your family every thought on seeking professorial help for your brother??? after looking at your Xmas I do think he needs it NOW, Day!!!
    He reminds me of an Ax murder lol lol. sorry about that just joking. he is a philosopher. Mind of a still trap, lol lol. Glad to see you up and running again and good luck on the TV thing.

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  18. stacia Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 5:19am

    I voted for you, darling! (talking about the bloggies)

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  19. Amanda Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 5:42am

    I voted for you in quite a few categories earlier last week. :)

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  20. Kevin O Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 7:32am

    Little fact for ya…… Today starts a new Chinese year, (Year of the MONKEY)!! : )

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  21. Rachel Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 11:50am

    I too am planning the same attack on my parents about foxtel digital. Good luck with it.

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  22. JJ Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 2:12pm

    I think it’s actually the year of the rat.

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  23. Jade Says:

    January 23rd, 2004 at 2:18pm

    I swear my cat is just the same.

    We talk to him and I swear he rolls his eyes.

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  24. Chad Says:

    January 25th, 2004 at 5:23am

    For anyone who gives a crap its SNOWING, just started 1:20 jan2404, your cdn budy

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  25. kryz Says:

    January 25th, 2004 at 6:42pm

    You just won “Lushest superdeluxe disco fox ever” award.

    oh damn.

    Thx JamesN for droppin me the url for this superb motherbitch.

    oh my!

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  26. Kevin O Says:

    January 25th, 2004 at 11:19pm

    Nope…..it’s Year of the Monkey. Check it out: http://www.chinapage.com/newyear.html

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  27. Luke Says:

    January 27th, 2004 at 1:26pm

    Hi Kitta,

    this is VERY important…in your previous entry about the Bloggies and your server going down I made a comment about a MonkeyNator and stuff.

    I stupidly left my full name in that entry, and now if someone runs a search of my name on Yahoo! I appear on page 3 of the search results linking to this entry. If they run that search and find this entry they’ll eventually find my site….Its very important that they don’t find my website. PLEASE take this very seriously (at least for me). They must not find my site.

    So can you pretty please edit or delete my comment or remove the line where I put my full name on it? PLease let me know that you’ve done this please..as soon as you can please..its very important….

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  28. Kitta Says:

    January 27th, 2004 at 2:11pm
    Better?
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  29. Chad Says:

    January 28th, 2004 at 2:11pm

    K1 was i close SWte?Ornge

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