Things
Things you should only ask/tell me if you want your arm ripped off around this time of year...
"You should come to my christmas party, there's going to be a lot of single guys there!?"
"Are you going to your fathers wedding?"
"Don't get me soapy stuff, I'll think you think I stink."
"Isn't this like the 4th time you've had mcdonalds this week?"
"You kind of get insane around christmas, you know that, right?"
"You're getting a gay fairy lamp for christmas, and I'm getting a flash drive."
"Do you think the turkey is a boy or girl?"
"Santa will know you've been bad!"
"I thought you were going to do that 10th pile of washing for me"
"You need a haircut"
"I think that's enough lights on the christmas tree now"
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Nikita is a 20-something year old geeky girl that resides in Perth, Western Australia. She is currently studying and working in the health industry. She spends her spare time blogging sporadically, taking photos, gaming, volunteering, geocaching, making jewellery and trying to stop the Little Red Monkey from taking over the world. So far, she's stopped him 36 times.
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December 24th, 2003 - 01:06
Eh i hear ya i hate it when people give me thoes “i think im being nice but im really not” kind of comments :\
December 24th, 2003 - 03:22
some of your bloggs are so confusing , nice tree mate
December 24th, 2003 - 04:15
you can never have enough christmas lights! *looks out his window* welcome to Las Vegas! British style
December 24th, 2003 - 11:08
So. Is it against your personal laws to put a space after a period?
And what does ‘Write Now’ mean?
December 24th, 2003 - 12:08
You want me to start kicking people for ya kitta?.
December 24th, 2003 - 12:32
Lmfao, what a pisser. Extremely annoyed at people saying that hey? haha.. Especially the one about the soap and the single guys, lol.
Have a good Christmas Kitta!!
December 24th, 2003 - 13:20
Have a merry Christmas!!
December 24th, 2003 - 14:47
Tony, ignore Gary. I normally delete his ramblings, but I’ve been too busy with christmas things.
I hope you all have a merry christmas too.
December 24th, 2003 - 17:31
Merry Christmas
December 24th, 2003 - 18:14
Hehe, I just noticed the tree next to the red monkey! lol..
Yeah I love wood floors, much more hygenic I say, easier to clean! Have a good Christmas!
December 24th, 2003 - 20:02
Christmas is bah when your family are almost 4000km away.
December 25th, 2003 - 01:03
Part of that list made me giggle. Merry Christmas.
December 25th, 2003 - 03:01
hey there! Ur site is really cute! i like where the elfe is talking to the tree! very cute! lol anyways just wanted to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS! lotz of love!
December 25th, 2003 - 06:26
Agggg
December 25th, 2003 - 13:35
merry x-mas, kitta! =]