Dear Santa
Posted on Saturday, 20th December 2003 at 3:18pmDear Santa,
I have decided to blog my Christmas wish list this year. Paper is so not the cool thing to do, and I’m sure since you’re such a hip dude you’d have a feed reader and check it daily for updates on my blog. So, I present you now with a list of things I would like for Christmas from you. And if my family and friends just happen to read this, then they can also take note of this list. Oh, and before you check that list of your’s, I can tell you now it’ll say I’ve been good, because unlike the little red monkey, I don’t plot world domination daily. Here is my list:
- Books, books, and more books. They’re fun to open and read.
- A MP3 player. Even I know asking for an Ipod is nuts.
- A USB battery charger. I’m always running out of them.
- Remote for my computer. How sweet would that be, chilling on my bed and grabbing the remote to change the song playing on winamp.
- A sony digital camera. I dropped my old one.
- Beads and a lampworking kit. I’m obsessed.
- A truckload of morish nuts. I (3 their cashews and macadamia nut packs.
- Sanity gift vouchers. Everyone deserves music, sweet music.
Sincerely,
Nikita (The good one)
Dear Santa Dude,
I saw kitta typing a Christmas list and I wanted to also blog mine. Oh and if you do check that big list don’t take notice of the huge red letters saying ‘evil’, ‘bad’ or ‘whatever you do don’t go near him’. It’s just a joke those elves are playing, the little bastards, I told them I’d kick their happy little asses if they said anything about me. I’d also like to point out I only rarely plot world domination and I’m going to WDA (world dominators anonymous) meetings to cope with the evilness that grows within me. Now onto my list:
- My own website so I don’t have to put up with all this kitta.net shit, I mean hello, I am the most loved one here. It should be littleredmonkey.net.
- A little red car.
- My own planet - because this one is just so bloody hard to dominate.
- My face on a coke bottle - Just to piss of kitta.
Sincerely,
Red Monkey (The one that will bite you if you don’t give me what I want)
10 Responses to “Dear Santa”
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narc0lepsy comments: December 20th, 2003 at 5:13pm
Paper is so the cool thing to do…
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Dani comments: December 20th, 2003 at 11:36pm
Oh deary, that red monkey is a worry. lol.
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Santa comments: December 21st, 2003 at 1:14am
HO HO HO… Merry Christmas!
Kitta:
Hello little girl, my you are a sweet one. I saw your wish list but unfortuantely Mrs. Clause came over before I had a chance to take a closer look at that cam shot of yours. That !%$^, never let’s me have any fun. I understand you have been a very good girl, atleast online but what Santa wants to know is how bad you have have really been. Be very, VERY descriptive. The more accurate you are, the more presents you will get from your wish list. After all Santa has a very special place in his heart (shaped bed) for you. I was checking my good-bad list this morning and saw that your name had been cut out, don’t worry, I put it back in. I am sure it was that Elf-Banger Mrs. Clause. She got real pissed when I pasted that enlarged printout of your cam shot over our bed. That woman just can’t enjoy the ride.I hear her coming now, so I will have to go. Rmember lots of details about your “bad deeds” sent with high-importance to my email and your wish will come true.
The big jolly man on top,
Santa
Little Red Monkey:
I will try my best to give you a helping hand. I know how hard it can be to take over this world. After all, that is what flying around and trying to buy every one off with presents was suppose to do but it got all twisted around and now I am stuck handing out presents to little brats every year. How do you think this suit got to be red? I had to take out some of the people that stood in my way after all.
I talked to the elves about you and they said you remind them a lot of me before my spirit was borken by the Mrs.
The little red car is being fedexed to you right now(tracking# 1526400666) as a sort of “your scratch my back and I will scratch yours” deal (read the above note for details). I figure you would have the inside track on that little hottie Kitta. But a new planet, shit, I should have thought of that.Good luck with the world domination bit and don’t let any of those stuck up little pricks at WDA talk you out of it. It’s great work if you can get it.
Keep in touch.
The angry fat man with the blood stained suit.
Santa
By the way, let me know if you want to team up in the world domination scheme. I am ready to get back into it and I am sure I can get those attack reindeer of mine back into shape.
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TeKK comments: December 21st, 2003 at 1:24am
Hope Santa gives the little red monkey Mars, that way there’ll be summit for the NASA and british guys to see when that thing lands on christmas day! Imagine that, life exists on mars and it’s a little red monkey with a passion for coke
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al comments: December 21st, 2003 at 2:10am
well Kitta you’re not expecting much hey?
Although, come to think of it, I’d write down everything possible in my letters as a kid, and hopefully pick up one or two…al
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Sorge comments: December 21st, 2003 at 11:29am
All I want for Christmas is a break from work. HTH.
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Kitta comments: December 21st, 2003 at 4:58pm
Wow, you’re really horny this year, hey Santa?And al, I did that thing where I was just going to list a few things, then went nuts. ?:/
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Lmao @ Santa, I pissed myself laughing at that, haha.. Deary me.. I love that cam pic of yours Kitta, loveeeelyyy.
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shaan comments: December 22nd, 2003 at 12:53am
hehe, funnay stuff, btw i think that lil red monkey has been leaving poop on my floor
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Taylor comments: December 22nd, 2003 at 2:08am
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
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