Big Brother Rumors
Posted on Monday, 28th April 2003 at 7:55pmNo Comments Ensuing
My brother and I were making up fake big brother rumors today. Here’s a few of them…
- Big Brother Rumor #78 – The host will not be dressed by a blind tasteless hooker this time round.
- Big brother rumor #36 – There will be a bunch of people in a house with cameras watching their every move.
- Big brother rumor #16 – As a joint deal with Namco, machine guns will be fitted to the cameras allowing the viewers at home to use their Namco G-Con guns in conjunction with their Playstations to shoot the house mates.
Where’s the duck?
Posted on Tuesday, 15th April 2003 at 7:58pmNo Comments Ensuing
I went over my friends this morning and played mind games on her kid. I can see me having to pay his therapy bill for him when he’s older. His mum and I started a ‘where’s the duck?’ game, we play the game when we want him to go do something so we can talk. We say to him “where’s the duck?” and he goes away looking for it for ten minutes. Yes, I do realize how evil this is. I can see him as a young adult having to get help for the duck search nightmares.
“The duckkkk, where is the duckkkkk” he’ll scream.
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