A true friend is some one who is prepared to stab you in the front with a bendy straw.
Dont even think about it...

Top bloke

Posted on Thursday, 6th March 2003 at 7:52pm



An american friend was telling me how if she ever had triplets she’d name them ‘faith’ ‘hope’ and ‘charity’. Her reason behind this was that she wanted to name them how she’d like them to grow up - Faithful, hopefull and charitable.

That’s all fine, but what if an australian guy was to name his kids that way?

His first son would be called ‘top bloke’, his second ‘footy player’ and his princess and darling daughter would be named ‘big tits’. This is the main reason why my father was not allowed to name me.

























Leave a Reply

If you have any questions, comments, recommendations, feedback or constructive criticism on this entry please feel free to leave a comment, I'd love to hear your thoughts. Try to stay on topic, I'd rather you email me thoughts that are off topic. If you're a troll who is in a foul mood and just wants to feel superior by flaming me, don't bother, comments from those who don't know how to criticise properly will be deleted. This is an unsolicited advice free zone. I love comments, chit-chat, musings and banter, but please keep my comments free of unsolicited advice. If I want your advice, I'll ask for it. Failure to leave a real name or email may result in your comment not being posted or being deleted and if it's kept up you will be banned. Comments do not reflect the thoughts of the owner of this site and they may be edited or deleted if spelling, coding or factual mistakes are present.

Line and paragraph breaks automatically of course, IP's are logged and you may use these HTML/XHTML tags in your comment(s):<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>







4 current viewers | 26468 unique hits since March 2008
3,820,000 unique hits from July 2002 to March 2008 | Page created in 2.926 seconds
WordPress | Contrast Hosting | XHTML 1.0 | CSS | Syndicate | Copyright 2002 - 2008