Split Personality
Posted on Thursday, 12th September 2002 at 4:02pmNo Comments Ensuing
“THATS IT! After 9 years spent in the eastern most jungle of Africa while living with the natives there and trying to adapt to their culture and strange customs i finally came up with the hypothesis that makes all my years of research worth while. Not only will this revolutionize mankind as we know it today but it will explain what was thought to be unexplainable for generations. There were many strings of the virus that had been traced before our time but nobody could ever explain the most important one till now. My research shows that Kittas mind has been warped into craving G-strings every minute of every day all thanx to subliminal advertising.”
Tay is so right. I have a g-string loving virus… That explains it all.
Innovative Cinnamon
Posted on Wednesday, 4th September 2002 at 11:39pmNo Comments Ensuing
Difficult words to say when you are drunk:
Specificity.
Indubitably.
Innovative.
Preliminary.
Proliferation.
Cinnamon.
Impossible sentances to say when you are drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want sex.
No, I don’t want another drink.
No kebab for me thank you.
Sorry, but you’re not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer
I’m not Interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.
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