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Pointless Things

Posted on Sunday, 25th August 2002 at 11:37pm
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I like pointless things to pass time, and these guys have a great site proving just how damn strong duct tape can be!

Tammy is a college student of Iowa who loves to be taped to the ceiling. Tammy you are one brave girl. My only question is, how the hell did they get her up there?

Some school kids had their dream come true when they got to tape their principal to a wall. It kind of looks like something out of an aliens movies. Actaully, you could make a trashy b grade movie called, “When duct tape attacks”.

I had nothing to do with this

Posted on Wednesday, 14th August 2002 at 8:50pm
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Why they gave my mother a credit card I’ll never know. She is spending $700 on a new DVD and VCR today… I would just like to say, on record, that I had nothing to do with this (Seriously I didn’t!). So she can not blame me for sepnding such a huge amount of money if she gets fired next week. So lets all remember that. Thank you, that is all.

What would you REALLY like your computer to do?

Posted on Monday, 12th August 2002 at 2:38pm
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I made this last night while I was bored and in a ‘I hate microsoft’ mood:

Yahoo salesman

Posted on Sunday, 11th August 2002 at 2:32pm
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Why is it that if you are a cam girl and you want people to come to your site you have to be listed on porn sites? I’m having some conflicting thoughts about being listed at some sites. Even Tay took down his pic on one site because of something’s he heard about someone wanting nude pics from under age cam girls. Why do these girls take it all off for their cam viewers? Once they see it, they’re gonna want more or become bored because the air of mystery is gone. For those people out there that come to my site for tits and ass… I’m sorry, but I’m not a whore, and I won’t flash you on cam. I guess I’m not your regular cam girl, but I like it like that. I don’t like following everyone else, just so I get one more hit. If you wanna say something nice, focus on my site… Because I wont be listening if you mention my tits. Anyways, that’s enough venting. I had a chat with JJ, he seems to be selling yahoo’s new pager, but he’s not getting paid for it:

Jojo Force 21: the new yahoo messenger has “super webcam”
Jojo Force 21: lol I feel like a yahoo salesman
la angel nikita: lmfao i think you are
la angel nikita: how much are they paying you?
la angel nikita: and i’m downloading it… so you can relax!
Jojo Force 21: lol and if you act now..
Jojo Force 21: oh ok
la angel nikita: free set of steak knives?
Jojo Force 21: not one not two, but 3 sets!
la angel nikita: lol
la angel nikita: wow
Jojo Force 21: but act now supplies are limited
Jojo Force 21: operators are standing by
la angel nikita: lol

Gotta love JJ.

RAM and XP goodness

Posted on Saturday, 10th August 2002 at 2:25pm
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Candy said I was a computer nerd before and I think she’s right. I spent most of today sending emails to various computer stores in WA. I wanna buy a stick of 128mb SDRAM for this computer, but I want to buy MS Windows XP OEM edtion with it… Most of them are kinda confused at this request, and I have been trying to prove my point that memory is an actual conponent - So legally they should sell me XP at the OEM price. Wankers. Hey it’s $450 upgrade or $300 OEM - If you could get that much off of it wouldn’t you? (Tay’s probably swearing and sending me an email about how he can get a pirated copy of it as he reads this, haha) The reason I want XP is because, well it rocks. Also because I’m f-disking this computer maybe next week and I don’t wanna put bloody windows 98 back on it. We shall see what happens.

Adored pet

Posted on Tuesday, 6th August 2002 at 2:19pm
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I made a doctors appointment for tomorrow @ 11:50am. This would be all good if I actually trusted and liked doctors, but I don’t. When I fractured my ribs once, I waited till I could hardly breathe before going to the hospital. I’m really getting sick of being sick - if that’s possible. Tay said I should come to florida and visit him and I’d feel all better. Yeah, the florida sun sounds like a nice idea. Anyways, there’s a guy on ebay wanting to auction of the right to tattoo his forhead with any advertisement, company logo, or whatever the high bidder wishes. Tay and me are thinking of teaming up and putting some money in. How would ‘gtmcknight.com’ and ‘kitta.net’ look on his forehead? We’d have to fight the urge to put “I’m a loser” though. I got a kinda funny e-mail which I think is a joke:

“What’s good? How are u? Your name makes me breath faster and grow weaker on my neels. I never knew the beauty i was missing until i found u on the net, u such a great beauty, a beauty godness, i beg to come and worship at your shrine. Every thing about your picture knocks me to a stupor of frenzy, your eyes are just like the one of Eve that is used to seduce and hypnotise Guys. I prome to Treat u as my adored pet, promise to never leave u but to love u. Am from Africa, i want u to be my wifey. My hand cell number is …………….., my country code is already there. Cheers, get back at me now.”

Eh, worship at your shrine? Adored pet? Ok mate. Hand cell, lmao his hands a cell, haha. I should stop making fun of people who email me, even if they are stupid emails.