Boo the hairy tomato & Candy the porn star
Posted on Wednesday, 23rd January 2002 at 1:12pmI had to clean the house today. Ever since I started feeling sick my mother has told me not to clean or do the normal things I do. Like making sure my brother doesn’t turn this house into a dump. Washing, cleaning, ironing and all that crap. Anyways, I cleaned out the fridge. I swear that there was a tomato down the bottom that was so old and hairy I could have named it boo and kept it as a pet. I also cooked some cupcakes at my brother request. He likes it when I cook, he waits around until I finally say he can lick the bowl - It’s like he’s 6 year old again. Then my mum came home, asked why the house looked good and sighed. She didn’t want me cleaning, but she was glad the house looks better.
Haysi Fantaysi: im thinking of starting my own business
la angel nikita: what type of business
Haysi Fantaysi: people pay for underwear clad woman to vacuum and stuff
la angel nikita: lmfao
la angel nikita: *dies laughing on the floor*
la angel nikita: i’m still laughing
Haysi Fantaysi: lol
Haysi Fantaysi: hey id be rich
la angel nikita: your joking right?
la angel nikita: lmfao
Haysi Fantaysi: nope
la angel nikita: omg cant breathe… I can just see you in a maids outfit cleaning while some rich guy sits there getting a hard on!
Haysi Fantaysi: yeah
Haysi Fantaysi: lol
la angel nikita: lmfao
la angel nikita: work that vacuum baby yeahhhh
la angel nikita: hahaha sorry… lmfao
She’s a bad, bad vacuum cleaning lady 
I’m never gonna let you live that down Candy, for the next few weeks all you’ll hear is vacuum and cleaning jokes. Haha, so classic. Now for more of “candy says the darndest things” brought to you by Kitta…
Haysi Fantaysi: im gonna do porno
la angel nikita: no your not
Haysi Fantaysi: lol what did i just say i forgot
la angel nikita: i’ll break your legs before you do that
Haysi Fantaysi: do what
la angel nikita: candy… were in chat darling. you can see what you just said lol
Haysi Fantaysi: I close my box after each message
la angel nikita: yes ah huh
Haysi Fantaysi: ohhhh is this about me doing pornos
la angel nikita: nooooo could it be!?!
Haysi Fantaysi: lol
la angel nikita: lmao
la angel nikita: aj would kill you
Haysi Fantaysi: did i get it rite do i win a salad?
la angel nikita: I would kill you
la angel nikita: nick would laugh and buy the movie to laugh more
la angel nikita: and Ella would make jokes about it 24/7
la angel nikita: your not doing pornos
One Response to “Boo the hairy tomato & Candy the porn star”
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January 11th, 2005 at 6:25pmLoddy Says:
I love Candy.
No I know it’s and old entry but I had to say it somewhere.
And besides, this have been one of favourite entries even before I knew Candy.So yeah… Candy, I love her.
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